"I'm going on vacation with Mike...wait, who the fuck is Mike?"

So let me introduce ourselves, we are Ashleigh and Olivia and clearly our lives are interesting enough that all of you want to read about it.  We currently reside in Albany as roommates, but sadly soon Ashleigh will be departing to move into a new apartment a few blocks away.  We also live with Coco the yorkie. Ashleigh is currently explaining to her that baked goods are not for dogs.

We will recap our day to day events for you so we are not the only ones who gets to experience the adventure that is, our lives.

Lets begin:

Friday we went to happy hour, and since I do not have an ID I had to go ten minutes before Ashleigh with her passport, so she could then come in later with her own ID.  In the process three new friends were made.  Somehow we managed to stay there from six to midnight, then went next door to the sorority house where we invented the game "let's go to a crowded party and show each other our boobs from across the room and see if anyone notices".  Turns out a lot of people notice.  As we were on our way from the house to the next bar we tried to get grand theft auto 4 on some peoples asses  and tried to steal a boys car, which Ashleigh was too drunk to drive.

Tulip Fest happened this weekend and during the process a middle schooler we know may or may not have gotten drunk and introduced herself to an entire frat. Ashleigh just asked me if we wanted to give each other enemas. I said no.  So anyways this middle schooler who may or may not have gotten drunk needed to be put to bed around six and fed dinner so she could be returned to her mother with no suspicion.  

The rest of the weekend included the robbery of a tv-dvd combo, mothers day, and a few naps.

Time to deliver freshly made cookies to friends.