so we're on the road

so we're on the road to cedar point. just flashed a prision bus, made some prisioners day...more to come.

"I just can't tell red heads apart"

So I'm sitting in the library hung over as fuck waiting for olivia to get out of her test so we can eat wendys until i explode and then go home and pass out all day.

Last night was eventful we had a little study ses at the bar for olivia, then she left and i blacked out. I guess 4 cups of vodka really gets a girl, i was so drunk that i had to go upstairs to the owners apt and sleep on his couch and then bed when i woke up on the couch and was like fuck this no ones home I'm getting in bed. I need to learn how to structure better sentences. Anyways so i woke up there this morning IE noon o'clock and had to march my hoed out ass home. I did stop at the sorority house to break my trip up... the street was empty its so depressing. After that i ran into my friend dave who informed me i looked cute when i replied you should have seen me last night. Finally i made it home and changed to find livvy in bed who was supposed to be on campus studying... quite the pipe dream of hers.

On a side note i don't think I'm going to wear bras for a while... i need some freedom.

"I guess Coco doesn't like diet coke"

If i could get a make a wish, even though i guess that would insinuate i had a terminal illness, it would be that i would wake up to Alton Brown  in my kitchen cooking me Good Eats for the rest of my...i guess short life.  These are the things i think of when I'm supposed to be studying, but I'm really watching the Food Network which then leads to me to looking at recipes online then gorging on anything i can come across in the pantry. 

Liv and i did make some progress earlier studying at the bar we live our lives at... I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing that the place we go to study is not the library but the bar. I guess i should get back to learning what i was supposed to all semester. 

"I'm going on vacation with Mike...wait, who the fuck is Mike?"

So let me introduce ourselves, we are Ashleigh and Olivia and clearly our lives are interesting enough that all of you want to read about it.  We currently reside in Albany as roommates, but sadly soon Ashleigh will be departing to move into a new apartment a few blocks away.  We also live with Coco the yorkie. Ashleigh is currently explaining to her that baked goods are not for dogs.

We will recap our day to day events for you so we are not the only ones who gets to experience the adventure that is, our lives.

Lets begin:

Friday we went to happy hour, and since I do not have an ID I had to go ten minutes before Ashleigh with her passport, so she could then come in later with her own ID.  In the process three new friends were made.  Somehow we managed to stay there from six to midnight, then went next door to the sorority house where we invented the game "let's go to a crowded party and show each other our boobs from across the room and see if anyone notices".  Turns out a lot of people notice.  As we were on our way from the house to the next bar we tried to get grand theft auto 4 on some peoples asses  and tried to steal a boys car, which Ashleigh was too drunk to drive.

Tulip Fest happened this weekend and during the process a middle schooler we know may or may not have gotten drunk and introduced herself to an entire frat. Ashleigh just asked me if we wanted to give each other enemas. I said no.  So anyways this middle schooler who may or may not have gotten drunk needed to be put to bed around six and fed dinner so she could be returned to her mother with no suspicion.  

The rest of the weekend included the robbery of a tv-dvd combo, mothers day, and a few naps.

Time to deliver freshly made cookies to friends.

"biblical action figures"

welcome to our blog, we will be updating later.

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